Cumberland Regional is the large pathetic cluster of seven
school districts into one. It is the capital of teen pregnancies, wanna be gangsters, rednecks, and last but not least sluts. Where sports are a complete joke, and the security consists of over weight ex-thugs. Only 25% of the graduates go away, and the other 75% return to work at the local
McDonalds and wawa. All of the bathrooms are locked due to the students smoking
weed in them.