cumbering 

cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.

cumbering by lexxxxy January 22, 2014

Tri-cumbering 

When you tie three cucumbers together in a triangle shape and stuff them into your vagina and you begin to masterbate with them.

My boyfriends penis is too small, so I tried tri-cumbering and had the best orgasm

Tri-cumbering by Lesbiancentral July 19, 2019

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

Cumberbinge 

A long session of watching a great deal of movies and/or TV shows involving the fabulous British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. A marathon of BBC's Sherlock would be considered a Cumberbinge, for example. Side effects of this activity may include, but are not limited to, helpless squeeing, desperate longing, insane happiness, cravings for tea, biscuits, or other typically British foods, and an increased admiration for Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, if such a thing is possible.

Girl: I was going to do homework, but instead I ended up on a massive Cumberbinge. Oops.

Fangirl 1: Want to have a sleepover? We can go on an all-night Cumberbinge!
Fangirl 2: Ohmygoodness yes! I love him! I'll make tea, shall I?

Cumberbinge by Hobo Style March 1, 2012

Cutlering 

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago

"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"

Cutlering by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011

Chambering 

When you’re full of gas and about to unload.

Bro, I’m chambering so you better step back because I’m about to crop dust this place.

Chambering by Kavorka girl February 4, 2019

cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

cumburping gutterslut by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007