cumbering

cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.

by lexxxxy January 22, 2014

Tri-cumbering

When you tie three cucumbers together in a triangle shape and stuff them into your vagina and you begin to masterbate with them.

My boyfriends penis is too small, so I tried tri-cumbering and had the best orgasm

by Lesbiancentral July 19, 2019

Buzz Numbering System

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

Lumbering Lomax

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

Cumberbinge

A long session of watching a great deal of movies and/or TV shows involving the fabulous British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. A marathon of BBC's Sherlock would be considered a Cumberbinge, for example. Side effects of this activity may include, but are not limited to, helpless squeeing, desperate longing, insane happiness, cravings for tea, biscuits, or other typically British foods, and an increased admiration for Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, if such a thing is possible.

Girl: I was going to do homework, but instead I ended up on a massive Cumberbinge. Oops.

Fangirl 1: Want to have a sleepover? We can go on an all-night Cumberbinge!
Fangirl 2: Ohmygoodness yes! I love him! I'll make tea, shall I?

by Hobo Style March 1, 2012

Cutlering

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago

"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"

by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011

Chambering

When you’re full of gas and about to unload.

Bro, I’m chambering so you better step back because I’m about to crop dust this place.

by Kavorka girl February 4, 2019