Chofty

Chofty: when a guys cock is in-between hard and soft

Dude!! You see Daniels mom!! Her ass is so nice!! she bent over right in front of me and I got a instant chofty!!!

Chofty by Mikodean May 30, 2016

chooty 

noun.

Derives from the root words Chen and booty, this term was popularized on Twitter. Refers to the two firm, perky, and pretty cheeks owned by Chen of EXO, said to be comparable to speedbumps on roads due to their perfect curvature. Chooty has an official fanclub called EXO CBX.

1. Didn’t Baekhyun of EXO CBX say chooty was as smooth as an apple? No wonder they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
2. I heard that chooty has never left Top 3 in the EXO Butt charts, that’s super impressive

chooty by Chooty Professor August 27, 2019

chufty badge 

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

chufty badge by setanta78 July 16, 2010

Chosty

A word developed in a town called Doncaster in Northern England meaning "big".
Originates from the word "chost" meaning marijuana.
e.g. "We need to score some chost".

"Make a chosty biff"
"That's the chostiest girl I've ever seen"
"...Then this chosty bouncer walked up and booted me out of the club"

Chosty by Sl!P October 3, 2012

Chonty 

Slowly replacing "Banter" within public schools. Can be used for any variety of reasons and situations (much like banter) but it is usually used when someone makes a "laddish" comment.

JCH (marxist supporter, tonbridge school): HISTORY CREW. Erm... I need to go get a quality mocha.
Lad #1: CHONTY MATE!

Chonty by chiefladbanter January 24, 2011

Choftus 

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

Choftus by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

crofty

Ahh the ilusive Mr Crofts or "Crofty-Leprechaunus" is an interesting creature with a beard of fire which he refuses to shed even to raise money for cancer (you would think having a pot of gold would make him generous wouldnt you) Crofty takes every opper-"tunety" to visit Ms. Browne's or "Brownious-Arteacherous" tutor room and try and work his magical irish jig on her. Crofty-Leprechaunus can be seen in full bloom (or redness)when he is denied something that he clearly and obviously wants Eg, Ms Browne or the position of acting head of house)
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.

Student:"Hey Crofty i'll give you 100kg of potatos for that pot of gold"

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO

Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.

crofty by UMM IF HE READ THIS IM SCREWED SO NO July 19, 2004