Ladyfriend: "Come on over, I'm preparing a beer bath"
Mr Winstanley: "You're going to bathe in beer?"
Ladyfriend: "My bratwursts are"
Mr Winstanley: "That's disappointing"
Mr Winstanley: "You're going to bathe in beer?"
Ladyfriend: "My bratwursts are"
Mr Winstanley: "That's disappointing"
by Mr Winstanley March 19, 2015
by FALLEN MC February 03, 2009
by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson March 27, 2020
Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 04, 2018
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by Persassy27 March 19, 2017