Ladyfriend: "Come on over, I'm preparing a beer bath"
Mr Winstanley: "You're going to bathe in beer?"
Ladyfriend: "My bratwursts are"
Mr Winstanley: "That's disappointing"
Mr Winstanley: "You're going to bathe in beer?"
Ladyfriend: "My bratwursts are"
Mr Winstanley: "That's disappointing"
by Mr Winstanley March 19, 2015

by FALLEN MC February 03, 2009

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson March 26, 2020

Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 03, 2018

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by Ry703 May 13, 2019

by Persassy27 March 20, 2017
