badge

Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.

JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon

by VooDooXII November 29, 2007

Badge

variation of vagina.

Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.

by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

badge

The visible brown mark that is left on the outside of the trousers after an unexpected but satisfactory shart

Pass me a tissue chief, I've only gone and badged myself again!

by 2-toneStallone June 18, 2009

badge

An adornment usually in the form of a brooch-like ornament worn on the clothes. It also may refer to items such as a police officers badge of office which may be carried in the form of identification, and worn sewn on to the clothes.

Badge is also slang for a 'vagina'

The police officer polished her badge and remembered the time that strange guy at a party had whispered into her ear asking if she wanted him to give her badge a good licking. How did he know she was a cop?, she wondered. Hadnt he looked kinda strange when she took her wallet out and showed him the badge?

Dave wondered if the girl serving behind the bar would go for it if he asked whether he could bash her badge with his tallywhacker

by the goblin teasmaid December 30, 2007

Badge

A cop dildo.

Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.

Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!

Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

Badge

A festively plump Italian boy

Dan, you're fat, WHY???

by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005

badge

Contrary to some beliefs, badge is not a secondary word for Vagina, but instead, the anus. It's shortened from 'rusty sheriffs badge'.

'Oi, John, check out the badge on that. Badge, John, Badge'

by Badgeman October 24, 2006