1. An argument for the cause of the present.
2. The study of man’
s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations
will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but
will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the
death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the
test.