Choftus 

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

Choftus by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

chotus 

(n) the space halfway between your balls and your ass

My chotus reeked like a dad rat.

chotus by Daddy P January 15, 2008

cooftus 

Another word to use instead of the more common but slightly less agreeable word for a lady area, i.e. C U Next Tuesday.....if you know what i mean

Simon is a really annoying cooftus

cooftus by Estelle Rossiter May 1, 2007

Chotus 

A penis that is fatter then it is longer.

That’s a weird looking belly button!

Nah that’s just my chotus.

Chotus by Chotehandler July 8, 2018

choetus 

To post a fake picture of a reasonably attractive person, and pass it off as ourself.

-Man, that girl's pic is hot, but she's probably just pulling a choetus.

choetus by slater November 12, 2003