choft 

When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.

After taking it up the Gary, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.

choft by Pea-Tear Griffin November 10, 2004

Choft 

a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet

God that kid is such a Choft...

Choft by Choft June 9, 2009

Sicken Choft Tacos 

Bad luck piss-poop tacos. Based on sicken, choft, and tacos.

Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.

SICKEN CHOFT TACOS BATMAN! LOOK AT HER COOTER!

Sicken Choft Tacos by Glow Hat August 7, 2011

chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women

Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.

chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

choothar 

A silly person; descriptive of the actions/characteristics of a foolish or eccentric person. A goon.

"Groico came in last night after 8 tins of Double Dutch and he was acting like a right choothar."


(from the 'Owl of Choothar', which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour of its species.)

choothar by Smith. January 13, 2009

Choital 

The plural definition of a choad.

Although it is seemingly impossible to have two choads, one can have a choital.

Choital by nappydreadz April 1, 2009

Choptarts 

A name for a youtuber who makes it to the top charts. And also has sex with women.

Oh man that youtuber is such a Choptarts!

Choptarts by Snomed November 13, 2011