When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After taking it up the Gary, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
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Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.
Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.
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Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
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"Groico came in last night after 8 tins of Double Dutch and he was acting like a right choothar."
(from the 'Owl of Choothar', which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour of its species.)
(from the 'Owl of Choothar', which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour of its species.)
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