Chufty

Someone that buys all of the best equipment because they can despite being bad at a sport/ without actually having done the activity before because the internet told them that was the equipment to have.

“Seth is a right chufty, he bought a £1000 road bike after going on 3 bike rides”

by multiplebeanmen May 27, 2020

Chufty

A combination of cubby, buff, and hefty used only to describe truly obease and horrid things.

Woah, I'd never date that heffer! She's chufty!

by new age tears March 10, 2004

chufties

To be very excited about something. It is from the word chuffed.

Danny - Man, that game gave me chufties.
Dave - How many did it give you. I'm talking about scales here.

by David D June 28, 2005

chufty

The act of give it a tug

I was viweing pornography the other day so i decided to have a chufty.

by chuftyman March 29, 2005

chufty

A combination of chubby and fat. It's a person who is not obese, but is chubby/has puppy fat

that girl over there is proper chufty.
you're a right chufty one.

by AKay July 20, 2012

chufty badge

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

by setanta78 July 16, 2010

chufty plug

A Tampon, a cotton mouse used to block the river of red

"Yo Barry, how far you get with Sharron last night?"
"I did her in her shitter, there was a chufty plug up her gash"

by Mister Steve December 19, 2006