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carpet bag

The act of inserting one's scrotum into the vagina. Like a teabag for the vagina.
Dude, I can't believe you managed convince that girl that you should carpet bag her.
carpet bag by Bleeding Kidneys August 2, 2006
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Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag 

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

carpet bagger 

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.
carpet bagger by ScottRusty June 29, 2005

carpet bagel 

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.
1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.
carpet bagel by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

scallywag/carpet-bagger 

During reconstruction after the civil war in the southern U.S. there were notherners who came down who were called scallywags and carpet baggers. The word scallywag meant troublemaker and carpet-bagger was an allusion to the bags carried by the norther buisness men who came just to profit. The use of both of these terms was in effect of any person seen as one of these type of people, regardless of race.
I learned about people who former confederate supporters reffered to as scallywags and carpet-baggers in My U.S. history class in 11th grade when the unit vocabulary was being discussed.

carpet bagging 

A female sporting large & hairy outer labia puts that labia on ones face, often a in a prank like manner. Carpet bagging is similar to the male act of tea bagging.
Jeff refused to kiss Jill before fisting her, later that night she ambushed him with a suffocating act of carpet bagging. Jill got her revenge!
carpet bagging by steve steamer February 1, 2008

carpet bagger 

1. Purveyor of goods which are not what they purport to be, north american post civil war.

2. Politician striving for popularity in a remote ward.
'gather round for I have a panacea for all ailments such as dropsy, feeble spirit and malingerance' The tale of the carpet bagger, Mark Twain 1875.

'Why the small meat guy? cialis viagra follow this link' www.jamesjohnson.com/tinysausage
carpet bagger by Poppa D January 15, 2007
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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