Carpet

A person who gets walked on and used day after day

Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.

by Thecarpet March 29, 2019

Carpet

Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic

Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"

by SlaviaRoznic1211 January 23, 2021

Carpet

Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.

Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.

SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!

by Eric The Read September 9, 2010

Carpet

When someone's arms, legs or body are absurdly covered in hair

Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!

by BraeBlake December 11, 2015

Carpet

A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.

Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)

by PancreasPoke November 7, 2007

Carpet

n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet

That girl is dressed like such a carpet.

by TracyL January 18, 2007

the carpet

A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.

Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.

by HoldTightAsnee November 27, 2017