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Camsplain 

Cammyusˈspleɪn,🥦ˈspleɪn/

verb

Present an idea to someone by describing it in utter gibberish with no grasp of reality and no evidence.
"He Camsplained to me that you can't get a girl pregnant if she goes on top because of gravity"
Camsplain by Dr big calves October 12, 2021

complainiac 

someone who complains so much, that no one likes to talk to them, or be around them.
"man, you would think that guy has never done hard work before- he's such a complainiac"
complainiac by jonathan cox July 28, 2008

Civsplaining 

Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.
Civsplaining by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019
The common practice of amateur radio operators of answering a question which was not asked, using as many irrelevant facts as possible, some of which may be correct.
If you want to hamsplain properly, you begin by citing your accomplishments, and end with a homework assignment.
Hamsplain by BetterQRP October 8, 2021

Complainabragg 

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.
My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.
Complainabragg by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

Complain-Bragging 

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.
She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
Complain-Bragging by QuinnTay February 6, 2012