He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.
by Brownhorse February 9, 2022
Get the Carsplaining mug.Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.
by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019
Get the Civsplaining mug.An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.
by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018
Get the copsplaining mug.A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.
Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"
Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."
Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."
by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010
Get the camplaining mug.Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.
by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023
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Cats-plaining.
1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.
2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)
3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.
4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.
5. Internet.
Cats-plaining.
1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.
2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)
3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.
4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.
5. Internet.
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"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."
"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"
"I'm only on the internet for the cats"
"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."
"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"
"I'm only on the internet for the cats"
by Catlady24 April 26, 2013
Get the Catsplaining mug.Consplaining (Con SPLAn ing) -Adjective
When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.
When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.
|Example 1|Gina: Martha was consplaining to the new hire how to use Microsoft excel...
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!
|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!
|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.
by Cookiio September 2, 2019
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