A virtual verb that takes singular form regardless of amount of cyberfreaks this refers to since this plurality would be regarded as appropriately irrelevant, commonly used for plain computerised complaints of summary nature prominenlty displayed in blogs, forums and the likes.
Hey, aren't you the bloke who complains 'bout mistakenly taking mistook as alias upon losing an entire day's locality in reality, thanks to Mac and the Bean Stalker.
by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2008
A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.
by Blake Donahue December 22, 2005
a complainer is someone who excessively complains yet is well aware of it. they loudly notice/complain about what everyone else secretly complains about. they merely speak for the multitude.
by Parissa October 02, 2006
Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.
Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.
by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005
Shelby- "my back hurts", "my toe hurts","i dont what tacos for dinner"
Marc- no body cares, shut the hell up and stop complaining.
Marc- no body cares, shut the hell up and stop complaining.
by kuchi_kuuu August 31, 2011
Most people are not happy when they complain.
by Gerard Irick December 08, 2009
by jack wincester December 08, 2007