Cam-splaining 

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

Cam-splaining by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019

Carsplaining 

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.

Carsplaining by Brownhorse February 9, 2022

camplaining 

A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.

Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"

Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."

camplaining by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010

Campsplaining 

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

Campsplaining by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023

Catsplaining 

n.

Cats-plaining.

1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.

2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)

3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.

4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.

5. Internet.

1.

"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."

"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"

"I'm only on the internet for the cats"

Catsplaining by Catlady24 April 26, 2013

Clamsplaining 

1. The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, e.g., Womansplaining.

2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.

3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.

"I was trying to answer her question when suddenly she started clamsplaining how my answer isn't valid because I'm a man."

Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."

Clamsplaining by Kintsugi Haikyo November 26, 2019

catsplaining 

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.

Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.

catsplaining by felixh March 17, 2017