The common practice of amateur radio operators of answering a question which was not asked, using as many irrelevant facts as possible, some of which may be correct.
If you want to hamsplain properly, you begin by citing your accomplishments, and end with a homework assignment.
by BetterQRP October 8, 2021
Get the Hamsplain mug.An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.
Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
by Sparklecunt April 16, 2013
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The last thing that hamplanet needs to be doing is going into a MacDonalds.
The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.
The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.
by 8101Wanker February 28, 2016
Get the Hamplanet mug.hetsplaining is basically mansplaining but hetsplaining instead. its a heterosexual explanation for an otherwise not heterosexual thing. a great example of hetsplaining is in folklore: the long pond studio sessions, when taylor swift is explaining the meaning behind the song "betty".
she explains that the song is from a male pov, when actually its just fucking gay. in giving a heterosexual explanation for a gay thing, she has hetsplained the song.
she explains that the song is from a male pov, when actually its just fucking gay. in giving a heterosexual explanation for a gay thing, she has hetsplained the song.
"man, i wish taylor swift would stop hetsplaining all her gay ass songs and just admit that she wrote a song about a woman..."
"taylor swift hetsplaining betty was harmful to her queer fans because they got doxxed by her straight fans. dude she should just be honest when she writes a gay song, like its better than jumping through ALL these hoops JUST to make it straight"
"dude the male pov shit is still gay as FUCK through"
"the problem is that the majority of her fans eat her hetsplanations up like its nothing...she really can say ANYTHING and her fans will believe her..."
"taylor swift hetsplaining betty was harmful to her queer fans because they got doxxed by her straight fans. dude she should just be honest when she writes a gay song, like its better than jumping through ALL these hoops JUST to make it straight"
"dude the male pov shit is still gay as FUCK through"
"the problem is that the majority of her fans eat her hetsplanations up like its nothing...she really can say ANYTHING and her fans will believe her..."
by shawtygotthafatty May 16, 2021
Get the hetsplain mug.When a superior human being certifies his dominant intelligence by explaining something complex in a simple matter, thereby implying that you are stupid if you do not recognize or understand said term.
Person 1: Surely you guys know about Fourier analysis?
Person 2: No I don't and I didn't ask, no need to be hanssplaining it.
Person 2: No I don't and I didn't ask, no need to be hanssplaining it.
by GMZook March 23, 2021
Get the Hanssplaining mug.A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.
In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.
by He who knows11 September 22, 2020
Get the Hamplanet mug.When you have a valid point about something but a female has to tell you how you're wrong simply because you're a man and you had something to say about a feminist topic...yet they say the exact same thing and the point is only acknowledged because a female said it.
Well I had a good point but she mamsplained it to make me look like I shouldn't be apart of the conversation.
by Robert Battlehammer January 31, 2018
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