Libraryguy's definitions

So White

A reference to Stuff white people like.com. When someone is the perfect example of the people described on that site.

That dude who sits next to me at work is the epitome of so white.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

Damn Dirty Ho

Used when calling someone a ho isn't good enough

A reference to the line in planet of the apes where Charlton Heston says Damn Dirty Apes.

Man that Damn Dirty Ho got me again. I should know better than to trust her.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Complainabragg

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

rescrewvenate

to becoming rejuvenated by screwing.

Radcliffe was feeling kind of down, but he went out that night and was able to rescrewvenate

by Libraryguy August 30, 2013

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021

Hotassium

Something that comes from banging ho's. When you're feeling a little low you go out and rewsrewvenate by getting your dose of hotassium.

Steve was looking a bit weak, I suggested he needed some hotassium

by Libraryguy August 30, 2013