Libraryguy's definitions

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Hotassium

Something that comes from banging ho's. When you're feeling a little low you go out and rewsrewvenate by getting your dose of hotassium.

Steve was looking a bit weak, I suggested he needed some hotassium

by Libraryguy August 30, 2013

double bagger

When a girl is so nasty that you feel the need to use two condoms.

Man that girl has been around. She's definitely a double bagger.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Eatin' down at the y

To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.

Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

T.H.O.

Titty Hard On.

Coined by William Boland in 1989. Although most likely used before then.

That girl was either cold or she liked what she saw cause she had a major T.H.O.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

rescrewvenate

to becoming rejuvenated by screwing.

Radcliffe was feeling kind of down, but he went out that night and was able to rescrewvenate

by Libraryguy August 30, 2013