camplaining

A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.

Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"

Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."

by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010

camplaining

to engage in a negative, manufactured complain-based campaign against an incumbent officeholder.

Look at that idiot Kerry -- he's just camplaining.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Carsplaining

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.

by Brownhorse February 9, 2022

Cumplaning

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

by AirRoar February 26, 2010

Campsplaining

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023

dd complaining

A meme derived from dirtydog (abbreviated to dd) regarding his contempt and displeasure of everything.

I'm tired of immigrants coming into this country and taking all the jobs.

LOL, dd complaining.

by The Self Preservation Society - The SPS May 23, 2008

cumplaining

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.

Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.

by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011