Camplain 

1. A verbal or written campaign against an individual, association, business, thought, idea or concept based primarily on whining, snivelling and complaining as opposed to anything factual.

2. (Slang) Someone who whines through an entire camping trip.

Never mind Milly, she's been on SUCH a camplain lately....

Camplain by blackberry gumdrops March 12, 2011

complainiac 

someone who complains so much, that no one likes to talk to them, or be around them.

"man, you would think that guy has never done hard work before- he's such a complainiac"

complainiac by jonathan cox July 28, 2008

taint complaint 

when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!

taint complaint by jeeeeeahhhh July 16, 2009

Complainabragg 

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

Complainabragg by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

Complain-Bragging 

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

Complain-Bragging by QuinnTay February 6, 2012

fall-back complaint 

when someone often changes the subject to repeat specific complaints.

Bill mentioning a problem he is having regardless of what other people are saying is a fall-back complaint.

Joe: How was your day?
Bill: Fine. Do you know why is the bus always late?

Mary: Hello Bill.
Bill: Hey. The bus is late again.

Dave: Talk to you tomorrow Bill.
Bill: Okay! I hope the bus wont be late.

Jim: Can you give me Mary's number?
Bill: Did you know the bus is always late?

fall-back complaint by mack junk February 3, 2012

Complain brag 

When someone brags by 'complaining' about something. We all know a person like that.

Joe: Dang, my personal maid, she never folds my socks right.

Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.

Complain brag by Likesototallyrandom September 2, 2010