Capsplaining

When you go into way too much detail despite being told no.

"That dude really likes Capsplaining, I did not want to hear about his day for the 6th time tonight"

by Shitebagifyedunnae December 8, 2021

Capsplaining

When you go into way too much detail despite being told no. (usually about something gross or offensive)

Friend one: Hey man you wanna hop on discord later

Friend two: Nah I was on earlier and Jim was Capsplaining some gross shit again

by Ghosty01 November 22, 2021

copesplaining

When a youtuber explains away his/her failings in a half joking half whining manner.

Person 1 - Did you hear about Nick Rekieta going to Hedonism 2?
Person 2 - Yeah, he was copesplaining everything on his livestream last night.

by Sally78 February 1, 2023

Civsplaining

Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"

I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.

by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019

Carsplaining

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.

by Brownhorse February 9, 2022

copsplaining

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.

An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.

by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018

Campsplaining

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023