Complainabragg 

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

Complainabragg by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

complainabrag 

A complaint where the speaker is simultaneously bragging about themselves.

Ugh, I don't know what I'm going to do this friday because I've been invited to two different exclusive clubs! Oops, that was a complainabrag.

complainabrag by edna mode May 20, 2014