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Buttfacing 

The act of providing oral gratification to your female partner from stem to stern while she lays spread eagle on her stomach and youre laying between her legs, also on your stomach. MUST be a female reciepent as preforming this act on a male may result in an unfortunate teabagging incident. This term is self explanatory and is ideal for any man with an oral fixation who likes the sensation of warm butt cheecks blocking his vision, or any woman who wants both ends of her taint thoroughly primed.
Hey Baby, roll over onto your belly so I can get to buttfacing you from your happytrail to the small of your back
Buttfacing by kokonuts August 26, 2009
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Royal Buttfucking Stadium 

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup
Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

Buttfucking 

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.
Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.
Buttfucking by Gamer69 August 29, 2012

buttfucking Democrat 

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.
Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.
buttfucking Democrat by jj1221 October 21, 2009

buttfucking shoes 

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.
Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!
buttfucking shoes by Thegundy April 14, 2022

buttfuckingham palace 

So, hows life over at buttfuckingham palace?

buttalingus 

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind
Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.
buttalingus by BAM2018 September 22, 2016