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A Rush Limbaugh: is when I wash down a handful of OxyContin with at least three quarts of cough-syrup, and then I hit the gay-club to trip the light fantastic toe - but not until after having lost all of my inhibitions at the track, and my virginity for the second time in the parking lot.
* Hiyo! Hahaha; You are correct sir! *
Sorry about that - Ed McMahon is with me; the guy follows me everywhere.
Be forewarned: you will sleep for an excess of 48 consecutive hours after your first time "Rushing the Baugh," - call me if you need any help or if you just want to say hi; I miss the times we spent together at the gay-club.
Oh man; I'll never Rush Limbaugh again after last night - I won't be able to sit straight for a week.
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1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
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Hitting a girl in the mouth and then defecating in it during her surprise
"Dude, I totally Rush Limbaugh'ed Amy last night!"

"Wow... I wonder if she had to have it wired shut"
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He's a big fat idiot!

(Many thanks to Minnesota's junior U.S. senator)
If you don't believe it, just look at that hypocritical obese drug addict, and for the "idiot" part check out what Rush Limbaugh wrote in his book, "The Way Things Ought to Be".
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Rush Limbaugh is a liar, hypocrite and asshole.

Limbaugh could not serve in the military due to his debilitating condition called, flat feet. (Yeah, I know, horrible disease there, people dying all over the world cause their feet are flat.)

Limbaugh supports the war in Iraq, and berates soldiers that want and need to come home, he calls them, "phony soldiers". (Good idea Limbaugh, so this soldier who got his leg blown off in a car bomb incident, shouldn't be coming home in your mind, he should be serving in this corrupt war in the middle east, while you get to sit your fat ass down and flat feet in your radio chair.)

Rush Limbaugh has this hypocritical belief that all drug users should be put in prisons and that they are the scum of the earth. (Well, let's look at this, Limbaugh gets to write phony presciptions so he can eat his morning OxyContin and get through his day. That's okay though, Limbaugh doesn't have to go to jail, he gets to go take a "vacation" and be clean of his habit.
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