Bunkshelf

Ostensibly, a means of storage provided for the occupier of a bunk bed. A handy exclamation, a placeholder term for an item unworthy of interest, or (as the full bunkshelf) an expression of completeness.

Derek: I'll have a pint and a packet of scampie fries.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!

Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.

Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.

by rentitude January 16, 2020

bookshelf ass

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on

yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass

by ronnie_e May 14, 2009

There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

it's on my bookshelf

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015

empty bookshelf

Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.

Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.

by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010

bunself

A "pronoun" seventh graders use to feel quirky and oppressed while there are actual trans and non-binary people dying because of who they are.

Person A: Did you hear about those stupid bun/bunself pronouns?
Person B: Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by aoibheai October 29, 2021

Building a bookshelf

A code word for sex. To be used in situations in which another person should not know what you are talking about. Other phrases include; building a white bookshelf (oral sex), staining a bookshelf (sex while girl is on period), and building a brown bookshelf (anal sex)

guy 1: "hey bro you build that bookshelf yet?"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and carpentry"

guy 1: "are you going to be building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"

by dr. carpenter man March 27, 2010