bookshelfy 

Books that look good in a bookshelf. That bring decorum to a shelf.

A book vlogger said that when she was unwrapping a bunch of hardcover books she just got on the post. She liked them because they looked bookshelfy.

bookshelfy by Demiano November 14, 2021

boobshelf 

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.

My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.

boobshelf by Michella Bella Donatella May 10, 2006

bookshelf ass 

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on

yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass

bookshelf ass by ronnie_e May 14, 2009

There's a condom behind that bookshelf 

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

There's a condom behind that bookshelf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

it's on my bookshelf 

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

it's on my bookshelf by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015

empty bookshelf 

Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.

Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.

empty bookshelf by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010

Bookshelving

Squeezing through a tight crowd back to front rather than side to side.

We left the show early, bookshelving through the crowd to get out the back.

Bookshelving by Smjbab March 9, 2017