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Strippers 

Hot as chicks who pole dance and get naked and they pretend that they think your the man so they can just get some of your money.
Strippers make me happy...untill i walk out of the strip bar and realise no hot as girl would ever give me that much attention in real life.
Strippers by SuckMyKiss89 September 19, 2010
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Strippers 

so when you are alone and you need some company you call some strippers. YES they are some psycho bitches
when i fucked a Strippers she was all LIKE OH FUCK YEs YES .. do you think i wanna hear that shit it scares the shit out of me you crazy fuckin bitch. just keep to the norm and moan like a normal hoe
Strippers by african von negrostein January 20, 2009

Strippers 

A concrete noun that you should neither see nor touch.
I don't like seeing strippers after I lost all my savings in that Cleveland strip club.
Strippers by bobthebuilder96 June 7, 2019

Strippers Mouth

Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.
Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?

Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth

Strippers bitch 

A man who goes down on strippers and sex workers and becomes their bitch
Alfredo is such a strippers bitch , he thinks that’s live man , what a bitch

Strippers with Scissors 

Female hair stylists
Bill: Wow, your ex-girlfriend is hot but she's muy loco!
Dennis: Yeah I know... Strippers with Scissors. What are ya gonna do?

strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.
That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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