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Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.
Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.
by stooptard September 06, 2003
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.
Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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Works as well as Viagra for men. Men pay $5000 for these to be inserted into the breasts of the woman he is having sex with. Increases his attraction to her ten fold. Women who get divorced inevidably purchase these, as a way to attract men and regain their self esteem which was crushed when her husband dropped her for his secretary who's 20 years younger than she. MEn also buy these for women in the hopes that they stop wearing bras.
"great tits, look at those implants"
by MikeyVanMichealson May 31, 2006
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Usually associated with the breast, but can be inserted in the Penis and as collagen in the lips.
Silicon - Implants, make the Tits look good!.
My implants make my Tits look bigger than before!. Thankyou Plastic Surgeon!

Or: Wow, My dick is 12in long!!..
by leichenhalle August 29, 2003
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