Definitions by rentitude

Bunkshelf

Ostensibly, a means of storage provided for the occupier of a bunk bed. A handy exclamation, a placeholder term for an item unworthy of interest, or (as the full bunkshelf) an expression of completeness.

Derek: I'll have a pint and a packet of scampie fries.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!

Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.

Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.

Bunkshelf by rentitude January 16, 2020

sheep shagger

Ostensibly 'one who engages in ovine sexual intercourse', usage in the UK varies according to region as indicated below.

English usage: Someone who comes from Scotland.
Central Scotland usage: Someone who comes from Dundee.
Dundee usage: Someone who comes from Aberdeen.
Aberdeen usage: Someone who comes from Inverness.
Inverness usage: Someone who comes from Orkney.
Orkney usage: Someone who comes from Shetland.
Shetland usage: Everyone else.

Englishman: You dirty sheep shagger.
Scotsman: England has no national anthem.
Englishman: Owned.

sheep shagger by rentitude March 17, 2016

Aboused 

Abused and aroused at the same time.

When Whippy had spent all his wages on gifting his mistress, he felt strangely aboused.

Aboused by rentitude August 16, 2013