Definitions by rentitude
Bunkshelf
Ostensibly, a means of storage provided for the occupier of a bunk bed. A handy exclamation, a placeholder term for an item unworthy of interest, or (as the full bunkshelf) an expression of completeness.
Derek: I'll have a pint and a packet of scampie fries.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!
Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.
Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!
Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.
Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.
sheep shagger
Ostensibly 'one who engages in ovine sexual intercourse', usage in the UK varies according to region as indicated below.
English usage: Someone who comes from Scotland.
Central Scotland usage: Someone who comes from Dundee.
Dundee usage: Someone who comes from Aberdeen.
Aberdeen usage: Someone who comes from Inverness.
Inverness usage: Someone who comes from Orkney.
Orkney usage: Someone who comes from Shetland.
Shetland usage: Everyone else.
English usage: Someone who comes from Scotland.
Central Scotland usage: Someone who comes from Dundee.
Dundee usage: Someone who comes from Aberdeen.
Aberdeen usage: Someone who comes from Inverness.
Inverness usage: Someone who comes from Orkney.
Orkney usage: Someone who comes from Shetland.
Shetland usage: Everyone else.
sheep shagger by rentitude March 17, 2016