backshelf

when you bang someone in the break room on a backshelf

I'm gonna backshelf you in 10 minutes

backshelf by pizza+cats April 22, 2017

Backshift 

Working long hours late at night at a thankless job all the while getting subjected to constant anal sex.

Anthony has to work another backshift but I think he digs the anal.

Backshift by Anthony is not a bot... August 17, 2019

bookshelf ass 

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on

yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass

bookshelf ass by ronnie_e May 14, 2009

There's a condom behind that bookshelf 

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

There's a condom behind that bookshelf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

it's on my bookshelf 

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

it's on my bookshelf by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015

Backsmells 

1. adj. Foul smelling.
Sickening.
Unhygenic.
2. N. a pizza boy who is a real douche.

1. "Hey man. You see that girl. Her vag is pretty Backsmells!"

2. "Hey Backsmells, buy us Denny's or we won't be your friend."

Backsmells by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007

Backshield 

The rear windshield of a vehicle.

When I looked through my backshield I noticed a flock of birds chasing me.

Backshield by gryphon84 July 9, 2009