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Adjective:

Returning from a holiday, or trip abroad; with a distinctive tan, and a soft, protective layer over one's abdomen.
"Have you seen Theodore, since he returned from Marrakesh? He looks positively brouwnd!"
Brouwnd by Shua77 March 31, 2013
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BrownDime 

A synonym for butthole, asshole, cornhole etc.; Refers to the hole between a human's mudflaps that tends to have a perm-brown ring around it that shares roughly the same circumferance of a dime - hence browndime; The brown taint caused by poop that forms around an asshole - usually the size and shape of a dime.

This term (browndime) is surprisingly underused in our society as of right now (5/25/10) and considering its comic value and its sensibility, the term should take off it terms of popularity in the near future. While terms such as asshole and butthole are timeless and deserving of great respect, BROWNDIME is a perfect modern compliment (rather than a substitute) to the classic terms that have preceeded it. Like its predecessors, browndime envokes rich imagery yet manages to do so using simple, workingmang, terms. Humans of all intellect will be able to appreciate the immediate mental picture that comes to mind when they hear the word, not only for the firts time, but for the rest of their life. It is highly functional in our society yet it stays true to the foundations of the potty-mouth language that Americans from all generations have enjoyed and appreciated.
When the old Hippie-Bastard kept telling me to focus on and rely on my third-eye, I knew that he was referring to my mind's eye but all I could think of was my brown-dime since it kind of looks like an eye.

When I pooped out of my browndime, the poop was so wide that I got goosebumps throughout my body and compared the experience to what giving birth must be like.

I brought this crazy broad home from the bars who was a 7-7.5 in terms of hotness, and the lack of inhibition that my aesthetic superiority caused me feel gave me the courage to stick my horn in her brown-dime.
BrownDime by BigBadBill484 May 25, 2010

Brownded 

Being Brownded is like being grounded to an Indian kid. The only difference is that instead of being forced to study and get good grades, they are forced to watch tv and do things that make them stupid. This could also apply to some asian kids.
Son: Daddy I'm going to my room to study.

Father: No! You're Brownded! Go watch television.
Brownded by Ike Nwamgbe October 8, 2011

Browndown 

A breakdown where you shit your pants because its so intense!
"waoh this acacia strain song has the biggest browndown!"
Browndown by Jasperror May 6, 2009

Chris Brownd

Beating the shit out of someone ,while singing and dancing, who is either a woman who doesn't expect it or who deserves it. this person can also be beating the shit out of a man who is known across the community as a bitch.
Eh you know my nigga c.j He went and chris brownd his girl last week.
Chris Brownd by steveakrre February 21, 2009

brownded 

Being unable to socialize due to gastrointestinal distress.
Stan wanted to go with his buddies to the roller derby, but a bad curry had him brownded for the entire weekend.
brownded by JustMC December 13, 2017

Browndick Mountain 

an alternate title for Brokeback Mountain. So called because the cowboys do it up the dumper.
"That gay cowboy movie is supposed to be the best film of the year."
"Oh, you mean Browndick Mountain?"
Browndick Mountain by bamfery April 27, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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