He who is but the beginning, the pioneer, the father of sorts to all the mayhem and destruction and pleasure that comes with the name “j”

j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy.

father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc

j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS

you cannot delay the j
j is the first out of the 26, everything else is inferior yet due to his supposed humility, j chose to appear as the 10th which is poetic since he is a 10 (yet infinite)

j is the way

You cannot delay the j

Shelly left Robby because only j is bae

j is perfection disguised as anything that j chooses to manifest itself as

by Ribbitrunit November 5, 2022
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LITERALLY just J, the one and only. Internet famous kid who does questionable acts and versatile in his craft. Old J enjoys pursuing unknown pleasures and has no shortage of side bitches.

whatever j plans on doing can’t be good but it’s entertaining nonetheless. A true player


j is a “devil may care” type kid who’s main concern can vary but typically involves self serving before anyone else

j is the physical embodiment of bad vibes but makes up with it by his charming and interesting personality

j is a total fuckboi, beware the hair! Cuz he don’t care!

“All the girls wanna fuck wit J and it’s no question why” -the world

j is up to no good so it’s best to keep your distance
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Most iconic j of all time. Kid who’s up to no good yet keeps y’all mfs coming back more

j is out of reach yet appears when he pleases, ladies get ready for your man to cry like a little girl at the sight of j who will steal you anyway

any other impersonator of j does a huge disservice to the name. Only j is the j

One and only j is j itself

“j stole my friends girl and showed her off to him after he impregnated her and her sister”

don’t mess with j unless you’ve lived your last day
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A marijuana ciggarette smoked to cause a different perception of reality. (high)
Johnny wanted to forget that he was fighting for a country that did nothing for him so he smoked a
by young d2 February 18, 2004
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J stands for Junkie. The term is used down south often... even in rap songs. A junkie is somebody who has a bad drug addiction.
-Yesterday I saw a J giving head for some crack. That shits fucked up!

-T.I. - 24's:
By tha niggas getting head from a J, loose your leg when I spray and your dead from decay, stay ready for the raid pay heavy for the yay I told my class kiss my ass i make 11 everyday

-JR Get Money - Trap All Day:
Im in the trap all day, cell phone ringing off the hook from the J's, the blow sitting mad counting money in the shade, there sure aint no other way id rather get paid.
by AJ S May 17, 2007
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