Browndezvous
Browndezvous by Random Malice October 17, 2018
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brondezvous
or brondez-vous
a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
Wife: "Honey, the neighbors invited us to board game night next Tuesday"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
brondezvous by thx_91 September 17, 2018
Related Words
Blondezvous
Blondezvous by Mani-tdot121 July 31, 2010
brondezvous
noun
1. An arranged meeting to enjoy a bromance.
intransitive verb
2. Meeting to enjoy said bromance.
etymology: portmanteau of "bro", from English "brother" and "rendezvous", from French.
1. An arranged meeting to enjoy a bromance.
intransitive verb
2. Meeting to enjoy said bromance.
etymology: portmanteau of "bro", from English "brother" and "rendezvous", from French.
1. I miss you, man. We need to have a brondezvous this week.
2. We'll brondezvous back here at fourteen-hundred hours.
2. We'll brondezvous back here at fourteen-hundred hours.
brondezvous by Bro-ntosaurus August 2, 2011
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