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Brown don't frown 

This refers to the fact that dark-skinned people generally look younger than their age. Similar to the phrase "Black don't crack."
"You're 50! I thought you were 35!"
"Brown don't frown, baby!"

Brownton Abbey 

Code word for anal sex around uppity folk
Hey babe you want to go to Brownton Abbey later? Certainly my lady

brownbone 

A female or male of African American descent who has brown skin.
Gabrielle Union, Tichina Arnold, and Kelly Rowland are brownbones.
brownbone by Nancy88 December 10, 2006

Browndown 

A breakdown where you shit your pants because its so intense!
"waoh this acacia strain song has the biggest browndown!"
Browndown by Jasperror May 6, 2009
Brondon is the name of the most amazing guy alive. He has wonderful hair. He fucks like a beast and can do anything with great poise and passion. He usually loves one girl and is always faithful. But be warned double cross a brondon and all hell will break lose.
That guy is such a brondon.
Brondon by god101 October 24, 2012

Brondonize

To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.
"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."

"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
Brondonize by Natepalm October 19, 2003