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Socialize 

Used by middle management, means to spread an idea around and get other people's buy-in.
I like that idea. Let's socialize it a bit.
Socialize by hartnetb July 8, 2010

Socialize 

Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"
Socialize by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

Socialize the dog 

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
Socialize the dog by teach187 January 11, 2008

Hvoax Socialize 

Hvoax: A god forbidden creature (The devil) in the religion: socialize
Person one "I hate hvoax socialize!"
Person two "Yes! He loves to torture our people!"
Hvoax Socialize by ,.,.// November 12, 2020

Secondhand socialize 

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.
“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”

Buckfast Socialist 

An individual, who when drunk, displays an aggressive and vocal concern for their own civil liberties. A Buckfast Socialist will have a strong yet misplaced confidence in their knowledge of the Human Rights Bill.
Les had a reputation amongst the local constabulary as being a loud and obnoxious Buckfast Socialist.