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brownt0wn
(v.) to break stuff. to completely botch a topic, lock a thread, derail a thought train or otherwise mess up an entire group of people discussing or contributing to one idea/subject matter.
Used primarily on internet forums and social sites.
Used primarily on internet forums and social sites.
EXAMPLE 1:
zool: so what do you guys think of my homemade horse p0rn idea?
auntiesweetie: i love it, i say go for it!
notafrog: i don't know man, sounds kinda gay.
throatorgan: i loved zooey daschenel in hellraiser 4 - did you guys see this pic yet??
zool: dude. you just brownt0wned the thread.
EXAMPLE 2:
My computer fan was making this weird noise so I took it out and hooked it up to my car's battery to check it. I totally brownt0wned my fan. It won't spin at all now.
zool: so what do you guys think of my homemade horse p0rn idea?
auntiesweetie: i love it, i say go for it!
notafrog: i don't know man, sounds kinda gay.
throatorgan: i loved zooey daschenel in hellraiser 4 - did you guys see this pic yet??
zool: dude. you just brownt0wned the thread.
EXAMPLE 2:
My computer fan was making this weird noise so I took it out and hooked it up to my car's battery to check it. I totally brownt0wned my fan. It won't spin at all now.
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Browntown Showdown
A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.
(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)
no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)
no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009
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brown down
This technique involves hovering about 2 feet over a public toilet and shitting all over the seat and surrounding floor. In some instances, one may wish to just shit on the floor, in a corner of the stall that is nowhere near the toilet. For added effect, smearing the shit all over the facilities could be useful, but it comes with a cost (shit on your hands). The first time I performed this move, I left a soiled pair of underwear hanging from the faucet. This move is similar to a wet down, but the use of feces ensures that this move will be remembered.
Guy 1: Oh man, this McD's gave me the McRuns so bad that I couldn't even finish my meal before I was running to the bathroom.
Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.
Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.
Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.
Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!
Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.
Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.
Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.
Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!
brown down by Jim W September 11, 2007
browntown
An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").
browntown by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011
Brownstown
The most Gangersterest part of PA, besides Philly, and is home to The PA Gang Bang. Also know as B-Town by many locals and non-locals. Aside from the Corn everything there is dangerous or deadly. The Amish people in the area are very violoent towards the non-Amish, especially the ones who take there pictures, they also make voodoo dolls for the ones they hate and set them on fire. The second most deadly thing in Brownstown is the manure, it is soo pungent that one wift can knock you out, or make you want to run for the foot hills. The Most Dangerous part of Brownstown is the Turkey Hill, where the PA Gang Bang hangs out and if your there at the wrong time you could end up in a fight or they could shoot you with their AK 47s. When the PA Gang Bang isn't at the Turkey Hill, they're on top of some of Brownstowns' biggest hill rolling rocks down at cars and throwing rock at little school girls/ang or shooting them with water guns. There have been 2 solved murders there, one with the local waitress killing her boyfriend and one with a man killing his whole family with a Hammer.
Sam:Hey im having a party at my house wanna come
Nina:Oh where do you live?
Sam: Brownstown its only a few minutes from Lancaster
Nina: hell no. I'm going there; I don't wanna die
Nina:Oh where do you live?
Sam: Brownstown its only a few minutes from Lancaster
Nina: hell no. I'm going there; I don't wanna die
Brownstown by JV T. Dot December 11, 2008
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