Bill: "What this I hear about you and
Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything
Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol'
Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."