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a adjective used to describe someone who relies on objects to bring them happiness.
based on the 1980s song 'Material Girl' by Madonna

alternative adjective: materialistic
guy 1: so i bought this really hot car.. it'll keep me happy for a week or so.
guy 2: dude you're so material .
by Flash Ash February 19, 2006
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Something people use to help them come down faster when they're masturbating.
Almost always porn or sexually related things.
'I can't masturbate without material anymore because pornography has ruined my imagination".
by dislikement February 15, 2007
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Masturbation content. What makes you hard.
I've been watching a variety of porn lately because I've always been running out of material.
by PatrickBeverley October 30, 2019
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noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.
Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.
by bob beeflips August 23, 2009
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A meta-state that has a discrete end in time however it has no discrete beginning in time.
Material has no linear origin point but it has a discrete end in time: meta-consciousness.
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by tomorrowtomorrow August 29, 2018
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Ultimate preparedness of ones mental and physical state.
"Damn! Left my good lighter at the crib."

"Don't worry bro, I have the materials."
by Caveman_ClydeLoc June 26, 2016
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