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suspension 

The act of hanging the human body from objects placed into the skin. Although primarily a spiritual activity, suspensions are often done for artistic and performance sake.
suspension by Woe Betide August 21, 2003

suspension 

having hooks dug deep into your flesh, and then being suspended 5-12 ft. into the air by those sharp little fuckers.
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suspension by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 21, 2003

suspension 

the underlying functionality of any system, as regards its ability to adapt to changing circumstances
i'm not sure i can cope with these guys. they're bringing up stuff that is totally challenging my suspension. we need our actual alpha code geeks here. it'll shoot them down instanter.
suspension by decunningham August 21, 2003

suspension 

to shove some hooks in your back and be connected to chains so you can hang by your skin.
Joey stayed in suspension for 17 minutes as others gawked in awe.
suspension by tweak August 18, 2003

suspension 

what happens to reatrds who do stupid things....if u get this ur not considered valuable to society....u r probably fucked for life...yup
yo that kid just got suspension
wow he is fucked for life...like no college for him man

suspension of disbelief 

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!
suspension of disbelief by sandspit October 18, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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