1. fecal (adj.): of, relating to, or resembling feces
2. fecal (adj.): of or relating to the 'fecus'--the deeper region of the anus, where the feces reside
3. fecal (noun): feces (short for 'fecal-matter')
4. fecal (noun): a shitty handprint (pronounced fee-kal) - this is presumably a combination of the two terms 'fecal' and 'decal'
1. "Most people believe that it is impossible to subsist on fecal matter, but this is simply not the case!"; "this chocolate bar is disturbingly fecal in appearance"
2. "Bryan can't resist stuffing a finger or two while he masturbates... He's always giving himself the ol' 'fecal-teeckle'"
3. "holy lord, Bryan, stop eating that sandwich and go wash your hands!.. You've got fecal all over them!"
4. "Hahaha, Smitty got drunk last night, filled a bucket full of his own feces, and ran around campus slapping fe-cals on every car windshield he could find"
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(also as a verb) to fecal.
After I ate those fish sticks and ice ceram I needed to fecal like mad.
by Doombot October 26, 2003
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1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty
You fecal-head.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003
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Spanish word for shit, poo or anything that is expelled from the human body throug the annus.
Recently in Mexico, the name given to Felipe Calderon the newly elected president through a widely documented fraud, because of the natural first words in his name FeCal.
This FeCal has a brain full of fecal ideas.
by Comite October 19, 2006
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A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.
Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."
by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009
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"I was so angry at that asshole that I decided to fecalize his house!"
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The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit
Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.
by fracex January 21, 2007
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