teat

One (1) female nipple.

1)Your teat is showing.

1)There are three things I eat in this world - chicken McNuggets, tacos and teat.

by Scott Dogg December 14, 2003

teat

One of young Shakespeare's finest quotes regarding a woman's breast and the process of breastmilking

"An honour! were not I thine only nurse, I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat."

by dontdrinkthecreekwatah May 23, 2014

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

teat

a name used to refer to another person and is only used amongst an exclusive group of people who are memos...cool memos!

J: yo teat!
R: yo, yo...what is up my teat!
(the two exchange a highly complicated handshake)
J: i'm just chillax-a-lackin'...how about you?
R: nothing much, im getting ready to get mooed up for the night. hey, wanna grab some milk with me?
J: on snap teat!
R: holleration!

by teatmakerupper May 14, 2005

Teat

Someone who is somehow unable to hit the shuttlecock with their badminton racket properly and always somehow ends up hitting it with the frame.

Dammit, I've hit the frame again for the eighth time, I'm a teat.

by ZrxTeamGreen June 24, 2021

teat

Verb

Colloquilism in climbing or parkour

To properly test the quality or stability of a hand hold or the stability of a structural component of a building

Analogous to feeling the shape and/or firmness of an erect nipple

"you gotta properly teat your handhold s to see if you can get a good grip on the shelf"

"if you don't teat your parkour run beforehand you might end up falling on a loose brick"

by mrmiow May 26, 2022

teat

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by CJStopidian September 30, 2023