cow 

British slang for an annoying, stupid and/or bitchy woman. Sounds funniest when spoken in a Glasgwegian accent.

Och, gonnae just shut it, ya cow!

cow by CowMcCowie October 17, 2007

cow 

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that cow be mooin

cow by 123yashey March 1, 2022

cow 

The word 'cow' is also a moderately offensive insult in the United Kingdom towards a woman who is supremely unpleasant.

"You fat cow!"

cow by Tequila May 22, 2004

cow 

1. A domesticted hooved animal that can be used for meat, leather, milk and miscelanous byproducts.

2. A person with a gigantic ass.

3. The ultimate proof of the axiom "You are what you eat".

Get that cow meat out of your mouth now you freakin' cow!

cow by Crushyiffdestroy November 7, 2004

cow 

A wise creature that understands the three tenants for enlightenment: (1) know the moo; (2) feel the moo; (3) be the moo.

Guy: You're a cow.

Girl: Thanks. I know.

cow by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

cow 

Some girl who is being a total bitch, particularyly offensive as it is basically calling them fat, and we know they dont like that.

"You fucking cow"
"Fuck off you cow"
"You cow!"

cow by Prick #1 January 6, 2005

cow 

1. A word that can stand for "Crazy Old Woman."

2. A word to describe a person with a fat ass.

3. A large animal that can be made into beef.

As such, it's a double-whammy as an insult.

1. "My granda has kind of turned into a cow..."

2. Get out of my way, you stupid cow!

3. The cow said "moo."

cow by Tiger911 January 9, 2009