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When you tightly tie a thin string, or wire, around the base of your ballsack, then pull the remaining line upwards until it is taught and your balls are suspended. Continue holding this position until you cannot handle the pain, or you climax; whichever comes first.
Can you swing by the hardware store on your way over, and pick us up some twine? Nathan and I are going to blynch later tonight after my parents fall asleep.
Blynch by JustOneRealCoolDude October 20, 2020
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blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy
1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now
blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019
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Cate Blanchett 

Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"
Cate Blanchett by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021

Cate Blanchett 

Two time oscar winner with a big dick energy.

One of the greatest actress of our generation.
"who's your fave actress?"

"oh it's cate blanchett"

nuit blanche 

Literally a 'white night' - a night without any sleep.
J'ai passé une nuit blanche.
nuit blanche by Donbass Girl August 9, 2019
to rectally insert drugs as to increase the potency of the chemical or as an alternative to other methods. Yes, people really do this.
Man, blanching those pills got me so much higher than when I swallowed them the other day.
blanch by JHBoy September 20, 2006

Bishop Blanchet High School 

Bishop Blanchet is a Catholic high school located in Seattle, Washington. It is one of the better schools academically in the Pacific Northwest. Aside from academics, socially this place is fucked. Blanchet is filled with stereotypical jocks and stoners as well as, girls that will cock tease you and, will do all the drugs in the world but, they won't have sex. On top of that, the school is also filled with a ton of nicotine addicts that smoke in two to three select bathrooms.
Do you go to Bishop Blanchet High School? Could you get me a Juul?

Don't go to Bishop Blanchet High School. You will NOT get laid!