blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Blanchin 

Stopping a stressful situation and relaxing, for example, you're getting cooked in a fight in Fortnite but you lock in and clutch it up, you are performing the act of "blanchin" afterwards
if somebody was cooking you, but you clutched up, then you're Blanchin afterwards by relaxing after the intense situation, sometimes lavishly

"Bro im straight blanchin after that school year, I thought I was cooked but i somehow managed to clutch up"

"dawg I might be cooked his whole team is on me im hiding but i think their gonna find me, bro they didnt find me XD im straight blanchin"

"I thought i was cooked in that race when they passed me up and took first but i managed to clutch up and now im straight blanchin at the afterparty from my clutch up"

Blanchin by I_Did_Fine August 5, 2024

Blanchin 

Stopping a stressful situation and relaxing, for example, you're getting cooked in a fight in Fortnite but you lock in and clutch it up, you are performing the act of "blanchin" afterwards
if somebody was cooking you, but you clutched up, then you're Blanchin afterwards by relaxing after the intense situation, sometimes lavishly

"Bro im straight blanchin after that school year, I thought I was cooked but i somehow managed to clutch up"

"dawg I might be cooked his whole team is on me im hiding but i think their gonna find me, bro they didnt find me XD im straight blanchin"

"I thought i was cooked in that race when they passed me up and took first but i managed to clutch up and now im straight blanchin at the afterparty from my clutch up"

Blanchin by I_Did_Fine August 5, 2024

Blanchin' 

To live a luxurious lifestyle with a partner or spouse

Tommy: So, hows your relationship with Becca?

Big D: It's great! We started Blanchin' about a week ago.

Blanchin' by Yolozozo March 28, 2015

Blanchin' 

When vibing isn't good enough of a word to describe how good a song is. A word used in Gravity Fall's Summerween episode for the song by the same name.

This song has got me blanchin'!

Blanchin' by GravityFallsDictionary August 28, 2021

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010