Blanched

To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.

Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.

Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.

by captmurk November 13, 2013

Blanched

A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".

"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs

by PHILSON October 21, 2011

Blanched

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

by Jon Tester October 20, 2019

blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

by blanchedking February 22, 2009

Blanched

To collide with a stationary object whilst reversing your vehicle

'Whats Juan done to his motoro?'

'Ah the idiot's only gone and Blanched it hasn't he!'

by Snowmeister_87 January 27, 2020

blanched

To be taken advantage of by your brother-in-law after having a mental breakdown

Dude, I totally blanched my sister-in-law when my wife was out of town.

by Helyqy May 22, 2016

blanched

To scald in order to loosen the skin. cooking term used here to describe a fragile emotional state.

Honestly, I'm blanched. I simply cannot handle another thing.

by yellowdragonfly November 12, 2006