blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

by blanchedking February 23, 2009

blanched

To be taken advantage of by your brother-in-law after having a mental breakdown

Dude, I totally blanched my sister-in-law when my wife was out of town.

by Helyqy May 02, 2016

blanched

To scald in order to loosen the skin. cooking term used here to describe a fragile emotional state.

Honestly, I'm blanched. I simply cannot handle another thing.

by yellowdragonfly November 12, 2006

blanch

to rectally insert drugs as to increase the potency of the chemical or as an alternative to other methods. Yes, people really do this.

Man, blanching those pills got me so much higher than when I swallowed them the other day.

by JHBoy September 20, 2006

Blanche

Sweet, caring and funny girl that loves being around people. can make people laugh at their darkest days, they will always cheer people up . They are beautiful and often called beauty Goddesses. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. . Can make lots of friends. A fantastic friend who can make everyone smile.

She's so Blanche.

What a Blanche!

Should be more Blanche's in the world.

by girwhohasswag November 12, 2011

Blanche

blanche is crazy(in a good way) funny always finds away to make me laugh. she is practically my sister and is my best friend in he whole world

blanche is so awesome

by bert face November 16, 2012

Blanched

To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.

Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.

Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.

by captmurk November 13, 2013