Blinch

The Blinch is an original Dr Seuss character from the same race as the Grinch (the Green Blinch). Reigning from the streets of Detroit, the Blinch steals catalytic converters for a living. The Blinch uses his profits to steal New Years Eve and ruin it for pieces of shit around the world. The Blinch is the original creature of his species; however, the Grinch received all the credit after a deal with the devil to promote How the Grinch (green Blinch) stole Christmas.

“The Blinch stole my catalytic converter”
“Who’s the Blinch?”
“Have you ever seen the Grinch..the Green Blinch stole Christmas? They’re the same species just different colors.”

by Swampgod September 15, 2023

Blinch

Blue Grinch

My favourite meme account is blinch feels

by MuhammadMclovin60 November 17, 2022

Blinch

When a girl tries to slip her finger in your butt hole during a blow job but you clench your cheeks tight to reject it.

Yo did you hear nick had to blinch when his girl tried to finger him

by Dizeazed_MC November 27, 2017

blinch

Blinking when playing the game flinch

You blinched thats one hit

by uncle andy February 27, 2014

Blinch

If somebody is annoying you very much, they are blinching you.

For example, Jenny is so Blinch! or Jenny is blinching me!

by WikiSpot March 15, 2023

BLITCH

BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.

I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"

by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018

blanchin

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019