Blanchett

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

by StarBiscuit July 20, 2023

Blanchett

noun. a straight woman who gives off massive lesbian vibes. ex: Cate Blanchett

What the FUCK, man? I've fallen for ANOTHER Blanchett! That's the third one this year!

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.

"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"

by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021

Cate Blanchett

Two time oscar winner with a big dick energy.

One of the greatest actress of our generation.

"who's your fave actress?"

"oh it's cate blanchett"

by cateblanchett June 16, 2021

cate blanchett

a incredibly talented actress that is only for the girls and the gays.

straight guy: “have you seen thor ragnarok?? Cate Blanchett is so hot!!”
lesbian: “shut up”

by Catebanchettismother July 30, 2022

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

Church of Blanchett

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.

"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

by stanblanchett June 4, 2021