Blanching 

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

Blanching by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010

Blanching 

Chillin in a hot tub until your insides are cooked then jump in a cold pool till your willy is an “Innie”

Let’s go blanching in the hot tub and pool!

Blanching by Waynona July 25, 2018

Blanching 

Hiring a black guy to bust in your room at a completely random time during inter corse and dump ice water a both of your naked bodies.

Am I blanching? Girl, we blanching.

Blanching by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024

Blanching 

A kink where you hire a black guy to throw a bucket of ice water on both of your naked bodies during intercourse and he horses you to eat your own pants

Am I blanching? Girl we blanching!

Blanching by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024

blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020