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Conquering is the art of masturbating in unusual places. To conquer an area one must blow thier load while masturbating there. The area is only conquered if orgasm was reached.
Person 1: "Yesterday I conquered the front office at school"
Person 2: "Yeah well I conquered your bedroom while you were sleeping the other night"
Conquer by Lee T September 24, 2005
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1.to take control of a country or city and its people by force

2.to defeat sb, especially in a competition,race,etc.

3.to succeed in dealing with or controling sth

4.to become very popular or successful in a place
1."The Normans conquered England in 1066."

2."The world champion conquered yet another challenger last night."

3."The only way to conquer a fear is face it."

4."The band is now setting out to conquer the world."
Conquer by Twigy April 11, 2009
1. "To defeat or subdue by force" ;)
2. To get with someone.
3. To participate in any sexual acts with somebody.
Conquerer: Yo, I totally conquered that shit last night!!!!
Guy: Shit, son! That bitch is hooottt!
Conquer by Flashley April 27, 2006
The act of cuming on another's face.
It was crazy, you poon, I totally conquered Lucia last night...
Conquer by Jarito February 15, 2006
Conquer
: ''You did it, you conquerd the streak!''.
Conquer by SavageKidWWE August 10, 2023

conquer the uri-nation

Another way to say that you're going to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back. I drank a Big Gulp and I really have to conquer the uri-nation.

Conquer the Inevitable City 

Anal sex
"How about you come back to my place and Conquer the Inevitable City?"
"WAAAAAGH!"
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