Blasteroid

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Noun
Refers to a gun (preferably a pistol of some kind) of unusual size; A blaster on steroids; A Big Fucking Pistol; pistols of caliber/millimeters larger than .50/12.7mm.

Man, that’s a serious blasteroid… That poor dude’s torso is gone!

Blasteroid by The Real Real John Doe September 22, 2022

Words you can keep

blastroids

A game similar to Atari's classic Astroids arcade game where the player uses his urine stream to break up pieces of feces in a toilet bowl into smaller and smaller pieces. Another variant is played in the shower.

Billy! What are all these brown streaks on the toilet bowl? Sorry mom, we were playing blastroids.

blastroids by shitz96815 August 6, 2020

Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.

Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.

Blasterd by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

blastered by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

Blastoid

When you make a girl cum with your hands while youre smashing

Guy 1: she said I was bad in bed
Guy 2: oh yeah? What'd you do?
Guy 1: I made her blastoid and she never spoke to me again.

Blastoid by Saucy_ass February 21, 2017

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV

The greatest baseball player of all time at 12 years old. He has a sad, incurable disease where anytime he makes contact with the the ball it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey. He broke the home run record 18 games into his rookie season.

Holy sh**, LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just won his 4th world series ring at 12 years old

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV by lightsout1742 October 30, 2023

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026