Top definition
When you make a girl cum with your hands while youre smashing
Guy 1: she said I was bad in bed
Guy 2: oh yeah? What'd you do?
Guy 1: I made her blastoid and she never spoke to me again.
by Saucy_ass February 21, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Blastoid mug for your dad James.
Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk
Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.
by Chazly December 01, 2008
Get the mug
Get a blastoids mug for your coworker Georges.